A gift for my adopted little sister

We won’t even hesitate
We say Dickmans are so great
We came here to have some fun
Ate some sausage on a bun
Your green pans are really great
We used them every time we ate

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The toilet papers kind of rough
We don’t like that kind of stuff
We brought Charmin cause its soft
J and D slept in the loft
J is vocal with her sex
She don’t need no sound effects

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Our doggies came and ate your bugs
(sorry that they peed your rugs)
Kids are calling “I hear you”
As the doggies did their pooh

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Did we mention our big ball
It was the most fun of all
R fell into the hot tub
“help” she yelled – then “glub glub”
We love your rose light
It’s the best
It fits in with all the rest

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We think your book is so swell
If only people could learn to spell
And about the décor-
There were wreaths and leaves galore
The chip clip was a treat
For supplies you can’t be beat

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We went looking for a moose
All we found was a big goose
We took our kids on a walk
Found a froggie on a rock
Caught him with our white net
Fried him up-we did-you-bet

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Stayed up late to write this poem
Now we’re on our way home
We’ll be back again next year
Maybe then we’ll catch a deer

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Quotes to live by

God Bless
Nature galore
Unsuckful
A little piece of heaven
Splendiforiscuous
Serenity NOW
Very enoyful
I enjoyed our sittings
Tranquilfulness