A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN! ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
12 March, 2009
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
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5 comments:
Uh, yeah. That's about it.
I drink tea during the day, but I need the jolt when I first wake up.
Uh...are we living in the same house?
Love you!
not that i felt like that at ALL yesterday or anything.... ;-p
Mojo - you are no longer dead to me
Barb - I have often thought I lived with you, but know you wouldn't kick me out of the bathroom the way these other people do
HRMa - kisses right back
Have a good weekend!!! ;)
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