Realization

Home Made, From Scratch, From the Recipe, Nestle Toll House Cookies...taste like ass compared to Moo's chocolate chip cookies

DAMN YOU TO HELL WOMAN

Work Joke

Five cannibals get jobs as computer programmers.
During his welcome the boss says: "You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You’re all working very hard, and I’m very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

Book Review: The Good Guy

What would you do if you were hanging at the bar, trying to chill when some weaselly looking guy sits down next to you and starts chatting you up? What if he gives you an envelope that has quite a bit of money in it and a photo of a woman? What if he tells you you can get the rest when she is gone? What would you do if a few minutes later the real killer for hire shows up? I guess it depends on what kind of man you are.

Book Review: Dead Beat

Book Seven of the Dresden Files

There are life lessons going on here people! Zen and the art of polka

Harry: Mouse liked going places in the car. That the place had happened to be a clandestine meeting in a freaking graveyard didn’t seem to spoil anything for him. It was all about the journey, not the destination. A very Zen soul was Mouse.

Butters: Screw up my life?…I’m a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow…Do your worst.

Harry: Took cover…in the action business when you don’t want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it ‘taking cover’. It’s more heroic.

Harry: Listen to me…we are not going to die…and do you want to know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I am too stubborn to die…and most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.

Book Review: Blood Rites

Book Six of the Dresden Files

Why are you reading a blog when you could be reading…?

Thomas: An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo.

And though I think you don’t need to read anything more. THAT should have been enough.

Harry: Run away. Me and Monty Python

Harry: Ye canna change the laws of physics

Ok so those two mean nothing to you and something to me. But that’s why I love these books so much. I could actually see myself hanging out with Harry (or Butcher for that matter) we would have things to talk about, things to laugh at. That’s the most important thing about your friends, they get you.